....you're walking down the sidewalk in front of the Crystal Ballroom* on the night Social Distortion is set to play and as you're approaching you see a scalper flashing available tickets at everyone walking by ....until he sees you. Yep, he took one look and just kinda nodded in deference instead. What the F**?? I mean, I know I don't have any tattoos nor piercings in my face ... but come onnnnn already ... I can still like good music can't I?? Bastard! Good thing I already had tickets! ;) (more on that show later)
* a local Portland concert venue
** that stands for "fudge", mom! Really. "Fudge".