Thursday, June 02, 2005

Good luck with this, buddy!

Hard to believe a guy like this is still single................ I mean, if it weren't for my dang black nail polish ... sigh!

I don't like Boops or Butts! In search of a Pretty Woman to Spoil - 29


Reply to: anon-76650846@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-06-02, 1:07PM PDT


Are there any good looking ladies in Portland? I'm still waiting to find them.
Are you Fun? Cute? If you don't crack the sidewalk, or have to grease up the doors to get through, please read on.

And since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, let me tell you what this Beholder is looking for.

I like: 5'1" to 5'10" tall, Thin, Small, or Petite build. Medium to long hair, Dark, Red or Blond. I want nice facial features, nice body. Nothing too big, or too small. Eyes are a huge turn on for me. I like NICE EYES! Boobs are not an issue, just not too big please. I would rather have to hunt for them, then be crushed by them. So please, No huge knockers.

I like butts, just not BIG ONES! I dont' want buy 3 movies tickets just to see a movie with you. I would rather have to use both hands to find your Hiny then by side swiped by it and end up in the hospital for 3 days.

No man Hands! I want soft, smooth, loving hands. Painted nails are not important, just not BLACK Polish if you do. I don't want to feel like I'm with a rug, so please...NO Body Hair!!!

If you don't meet any of these, please move on to another ad with some scum bag guy wanting just sex.

I'm a very attractive Guy, looking for a Very Attractive Girl to spoil and have fun with. No freaks, Losers, Tweakers, or Phycos.
I would rather have a Gold Digger, then some Fat Crazy woman who can't let me go for 5 seconds.

So, if you meet my standards, send me an Email! Your Photo will get mine.

  • this is in or around Beaverton
  • no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

76650846

4 comments:

R said...

This guy is so shallow. I think big butts are great!

ramblin' girl said...

that is too funny!

andymcl75 said...

very cool blog site

enjoyed it a lot

hello from scotland by the way

xx

Kat said...

andymcl75 - You just made my week! Thank you very much! You're my new favorite person!!! (too stalker-ish?? ;))

Scotland, huh? Been there myself once ... very beautiful country. Little on the chilly side (I think you can see my teeth chattering in every picture I was in there! ...lol.) and I couldn't understand a bloody thing ya'll said though ... (really .. was that English?? ;)). But very, very picturesque and the people were great!

Thanks again!! Come back soon!