HUH????!!!!

So just HOW MUCH alcohol do you think must have been involved?? I mean, seriously, read that last quote!

Police: Man Awoke To Find Bullet In His Tongue

POSTED: 9:19 am EDT June 21, 2005
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Police said a man awoke Monday with a serious headache -- a bullet lodged in his tongue.

Police said Wendell Coleman, 47, walked 12 blocks to Shands-Jacksonville Medical Center after waking up with a very bad headache. His lip was swollen, he appeared to have powder burns and he had trouble speaking.

Doctors found a bullet in Coleman's tongue.

Coleman told police that a woman stuck a gun barrel in his mouth during a dispute around 2:30 a.m. He told police that he heard the gun go off, but said he just went home and went to sleep. [HUH?! Problem #1: a woman pulls a gun on you. Problem #2: She sticks the gun in your mouth. Problem #3: She pulls the trigger!!! (can you say, "attempted murder"?!?!). So what is it you do?! Oh yeah ... you just go home and go to bed! Apparently this was not a newsworthy event to you?! As in "oh yeah .. some one tried to kill me .... think I'll go to bed!!!" ARGH!] [Oh, and btw, what the HELL is your tongue made of, anyway, that it's stopping bullets?!?!?!]