On what he called a "magnificent day," Tom Cruise has announced that he is engaged to a "magnificent woman." The 42-year-old proposed to Katie Holmes, 26, on the top of the Eiffel Tower this morning.
*For the record, I am not opposed to couples with differences in ages. But literally, she looks like she could be his daughter. Which just makes it icky. As does her revealing that she used to have a poster of him on her wall growing up. Again, I'm just sayin'.