Friday, August 19, 2005

I'm Calling the Police

Okay, lock the doors ... nobody is leaving. Someone stole The Funny and I want it back, damn it!

Sigh.

But instead, I offer up The Creepy.

Just received this email from a new Internet Guy:

I love your pic wow i dont have a PIC JUST YET BUT I HAVE A CAM PLEASE LOOK ME UP AND ILL SHOW YOU MY CAM AT YAHOO MEESNEGER PLEASE

So what do you think is UP with the sudden change to all caps?! Bizarre, right?! Kinda lends a "I'm freaking out" kinda feel to the email, don't ya think?!

So I clicked on his profile. What?! Why OF COURSE I did. Can't immediately delete when there could be Blog-Fodder to be had!! :)

And here is his ideal First Date scenario: (and for the record I have changed his use of the three letter word that starts with a "c" and ends with an "m" and rhymes with "sum" and replaced it with the phrase "The Big O". Just because!)

Just to find out more about the person what we have in common and maybe more if sparks happens. Sex is good but with feeling involved there is not a better felling then that. Other wise sex is just sex. don't get me wrong i like sex, and i haven't met a lady that i cant make The Big 'O' in less then 4 mins yet after i learned a trick or two over in Japan. prove me wrong if you would like. i will prove to you I can make an ice burg lady The Big 'O'. Lol

Uh yeah. That "lol" at the end is his too. Creepy, creepy, creepy. Plus that whole "4 minute" thing seems oddly familiar. Hmmmm.

"You've lost that lovin' felling,
Whoa that lovin' felling,
You've lost that lovin' felling,
Now it's gone ...gone ...gone ... whoa whoa whoa"

(sorry, couldn't resist. (Takes balls to mock someone else's spelling after the Koi/Coy incident, now doesn't it?! :)))


1 comment:

ms c said...

me thinketh your CL dickshinary is growing by leaps and bounds. but aren't you a tad bit curious about the trick he learned in japan?