Monday, September 12, 2005

I do not hate men!

Really! I just wanted to preface this joke by saying that.

But I just got this in and thought it was too funny not to share! Enjoy! :)

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "John, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

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