Cute Dog Quotes

For a little needed levity:

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog.
- Franklin P.

If your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough exercise.
- Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? ! We come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
- Unknown