Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Widespread Panic

So I'm in the lady's loo at work a few minutes ago and am washing my hands (that's right ... my mama taught me well) and as I reach for a paper towel I spot something amiss in the mirror out of the corner of my eye. There is something on the seat of my pants!! Nice, right?!! I immediately recognize it as one of those small round plastic stickers that stores put on pants to indicate the size. Ya know: S, M, L, XL.

Now, some thoughts that may run through a normal person's mind in a situation like this might be:

"Now how did that get there?"

or perhaps:

"Gee, I wonder how long I've been walking around with that on my hiney."

But do I think either of those thoughts?? No.

My first thought: "Man, I hope that doesn't say XL!!"*

*for the record, it said M (whew!) :)


T1 said...

LOL! Yeah, my first thought would be "I hope that doesn't say XL!" Or even actual number and XL.

Kat said...

yeah, still don't know where the heck it came from ... cuz these pants aren't new. Errr, unless it's been on them this whole time. No, no ... they've gone through washes.

PLUS ... I'm thinkin' they wouldn't be classified exactly as "medium" (and to all of those readers out there (anyone? anyone?) who have never met me ... they would of course be a "small". Yeah, small.) (HEY, everyone else .. ya'll can just shut it!). :)