A couple of tidbits from the article:
"I'm not sick or, like, a danger," he said. "I just wanted my foot ... I just figured I'd do with it whatever I pleased."Hello? Bad enough that you took it ..... but ummmmm ...you're keeping it in a bucket on the porch?!?!?!
But wait ...as if a severed foot in a bucket on the porch wasn't enough......
He added trinkets to the bucket, including a porcelain horse and a can of Hamm's beer, to make it what he called "a collage of myself."A porcelain horse, a can of beer and a severed foot equals a collage of you?? Uh hello....Insane Asylum ... I'd like to schedule a pickup.
Sitting on the porch Monday afternoon, he put on a plastic glove, dipped a hand into the bucket and lifted out the foot for anyone to see.GAHHHHHH!
Rubottom admits it may sound unusual, but to him, that's part of the appeal. Not everyone, he said, can say he keeps his own foot in a bucket.Well, damnit ... you've got me there. Not everyone CAN* keep a foot in a bucket!
And yet, oddly enough, I'm still totally disgusted by it. Especially this part:
Rubottom said he cut off two toes, which he was considering giving to friends.
Friends, I love ya and all .... but if you EVER think it is even remotely okay to give me a severed body part ........ you've simply got another think coming. Just sayin'.
I mean, I know, I know ... Christmas is coming up quick and maybe you're starting to panic on what to buy me ... but really, let me just give you this little insight into my Christmas List this year ... it does NOT involve anyone's amputated body part. K? K. Just a little heads up ... from me to you!
Now please excuse me while I go scrub down in the shower......
*or would ever want to!!!!!!
6 comments:
Honeylamb, where on EARTH do you find these things???
Oh. Guess I can get rid of that "green" thumb I was saving for you ...
;)
I can't even begin to think of what to say.
Although you can be pretty sure that the only time you'd get a part from me is if you needed a kidney or something...
Erm...and thanks for not saving your gall bladder and turning it into some sort of montage...collage?...whatever.
What??! I shouldn't have my gall bladder pinned up on my bedroom wall?? GAH! NOW you tell me.........
:)
Should I return the present I receive from Lorena Bobbit?
Kat, I love crap like this, and like what you did with it! Most of what I post is commentary and such, about everyday life. Drop in if you feel like it. Might suit yer fancy. --Jim
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