J.D. Fortune would be a kinky lay*.....

.... but we'll get back to that thought!

First up .... Scott Stapp! Y'all remember him .... the frontman for the band Creed! Used to LOVE that band ... ya know, right up until they broke up. (grrrr)

But apparently Scott has taken on a solo career ... something I'm only guessing based on his stage setup ....

Hello? Ego much?

I'm thinking it's a pretty good guess, though!

Anyway, he opened last night for INXS! Which was cool, in that, a lot of times the opening bands are CRAP! But Scott played Creed songs (mmmm, "With Arms Wide Open" and "Higher"!) plus some songs from his new solo album.

So I tried to take some pictures for all y'all ... because the man ain't all that bad to look at (know what I'm sayin'?). So here I give you ... my Scott Stapp photos...

Crapzilla, right?! I KNOW this! But I have an excuse, don't think I don't. And my excuse is the concert security guy blurrily pictured RIGHT HERE......

Because he was The Camera Nazi! First picture with a flash and he was ON us! BASTARD! Spent his whole time glaring at the crowd and anyone who dared used their camera he took off towards with his little angry strut and yelled at ya.

SO ... all my pictures had to be sneakily taken without flash. And hence, the crapzilla photos.

Damn Camera Nazi. Here's a more accurate portrait, I'm thinkin'........

"Heil, World Without Cameras!

Anyway, the GOOD news was that The Camera Nazi (TCN) wasn't near us when INXS hit the stage. Whoooo hoooooo! So the pictures are MUCH improved! See?

So that's the band. Y'all know the story of the reality tv show RockStar:INXS in which the INXS band held a competition to find their new lead singer, right?! And the winner was J.D. Fortune. Pictured here:

(mmmmmmmmm)

So that is what brought us to this concert ... because T1 is a huge J.D. fan! HUGE! So once we were clear of TCN we started shamelessly snapping away. For your viewing pleasure (though mainly for hers! ;)) ... I give you ... J.D. Fortune (click to enlarge).....

I swear that man had more outfit changes then Debbie Gibson! (errr, not that I'd know about Debbie Gibson outfit changes during a concert first hand ... nope, not I! And you can't prove it!!! [note to self: throw out incriminating ticket stub from Radio City Music Hall concert in 1988!])

ANYWAY, apparently there were other people on stage with J.D. I don't know their names ... I was never a huge INXS fan. But for those of you who might have been (or who perhaps currently are) ... here are some other shots:

All in all, a pretty good concert. Probably pretty awesome if'n you're a big fan. Just one word of warning..... don't hang around by the tour bus afterwards trying to get a picture (what?).

T1 and I hung out for AN HOUR AND A HALF only to finally glean (not through any announcement of any kind ... just sort of overhearing things) that all but one member of the band had snuck off much earlier! What kinda BS is THAT?! I mean, come onnnnnn! There were only like 20 fans waiting ... and I saw us ... we were definitely a harmless bunch (trust me on this!). So it wasn't like it was going to be a mob scene! And it would have taken, what?... 20 minutes MAX to sign autographs and take pictures! Hell, even just a walk by with a couple of handshakes would have been nice and taken but a mere 30 seconds.

But no ... we got BUPKUS! And not even anyone to tell us that they weren't coming out. What is that?? INXS, y'all lost brownie points with that one. At least Rob Thomas's guitar player Frank Romano told us right away that Rob was gone so we didn't waste any time hanging around waiting on him (it truly is official that I'm a groupie, isn't it??!! :))

Okay, but back to J.D. Cuz I know y'all have been wondering about my post heading ... don't think you haven't! :)

So here are a couple of photos of J.D. with his microphone stand (trust me on this, you'll see why I mentioned that in a minute! ;)).

These photos would be the Non-Pornographic ones. I did not take pictures of the Pornographic ones ... I was a bit distracted at the time (*ahem*).

But let me try to explain. Imagine the microphone as the woman's head and the base of the stand as the woman's feet and J.D. licking on the stand somewhere south of center (I will not be elaborating further). The man went to town, is all I'm sayin'. For minutes on end. Used his wetted fingers when he felt the need. Uh yeah.

At another time he grabbed the sax guy by his sax strap (which lies around the neck) and pulled him out to center stage and proceeded to spank him.

That, with his interesting undulations, led me to believe that that boy would be a Wild Child in the bedroom. Just sayin'. The phrase "swinging from the chandelier" comes to mind. Only with him I'm fairly certain you'd be tied to it! ;)

(No, I do not know where you can sign up for a piece of the J.D. Action. But when I do, you can get in line behind me! ;) And that boy isn't even on my Lust For list. He just seems like he'd be a hoot. Of course, I also think you'd need to expect to get booted as soon as the errrr .... session?..was finished. I don't see him as the cuddling type! :))

So there you have it. The INXS roundup!

*to AGAIN quote Seinfeld .... "not that there is anything wrong with that".