Bird's Eye Poo?

So exactly how much Bad Karma do you have to accumulate to find your car the target of tons of bird doo?

Seriously, click to enlarge that puppy because that's just crazy!

I mean, can you imagine? You go into work one morning with your nice clean shiny car. And walk out to people pointing fingers and laughing!

And it's not like this person parked under a tree or under the eaves of a building where birds may congregate. No, no ... this person was in the middle of the parking lot!

That, my friends, is what you call "Bad Karma"! Look! You can see it actually happened while the car was parked there! See the Poo Droppings which missed the target?

And the cars on either side of this car ... nothing! I'm telling you .... that person DID something and the Karma Gods placed a big ole Bird Doo Target on top of that car! It's the only reason I can figure.