Wednesday, March 15, 2006

I'll take The Barf Bag for $200, Alex

Hey folks! Sorry for no post yesterday! I was sickety-sick-sick-sick. Tried coming into work but had to bail after two hours. Just headed home to lay around on the couch for the remainder of the day.

Which, don't get me wrong, sounds great, doesn't it?! You know ... the being at home on a workday. Unless ... you're too sick to enjoy it, that is. And unfortunately, yesterday was one of those days. I mean, I couldn't even KNIT, people. That's just wrong.

Couldn't knit. Couldn't read. Couldn't eat. Couldn't surf the net. Just had to lay on the couch hoping not to get sick. Really. .... the sickness just sucked all the fun right on out of being home all day, let me tell you. :)

But today I am back at work. And though I'm still not feeling close to 100% ... I have made it through the work day. So far. :)

But my creativity is lacking (more so than most!). And so I thought I would leave you with the following joke someone forwarded to me recently. Hope you enjoy....
The Do's and Don't of PMS. (a quick guide for the man in your life)

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Aunt L. I love the joke... do you mind if I still it for my blog? I'm sorry to hear that you were sick... that always sucks big time especially when there's nothing you can do but lay there all day. I hope you get real better soon:)

Kat said...

Thanks, Teresa! Blog? What blog? Perhaps you can email me the link.

Oh, and absolutely ... steal away!

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear you were sick uggggggh and not being able to KNIT the horror of it all!!!! =)

T3

Anonymous said...

he he he I have to print that and give it to the SO, because god knows he needs a few hints...Enjoy your singledom as long as you can...feel better....and Teresa, this is mom, it is steal not still...lol...god know I sound like my mom...think i will go eat some chocolate...

Anonymous said...

he he he you must get it from me, because I put know instead of now...yikes, i didn't know writing was hereditary...later