Monday, March 27, 2006

What does it MEAN???

Okay, I had a weird dream Saturday night and I'm wondering what it means. Anybody?
So I'm at a table with several people. One of which is Donald Trump (weird, right? I haven't even been watching The Apprentice this season). The other is supposedly his wife. But it's not the new one. I'm thinking maybe Ivana. But whoever it is is quite the pain in the patootey. You know, a whiner. Yet The Donald completely coddles her. It's endearing really, in a "man, she must be great in bed or else she'd be kicked to the curb so fast" kinda way.

But anyway, so The Donald and The Donald's Wife are having some funky food to eat. It's a bowl full of liquid with what looks like a small (bowl-sized) dead bush* in it. However, The Donald is showing me this great trick. Apparently you stick your index finger into the bowl and swirl it around for 60 seconds or so real fast. And voila ... suddenly out of this liquid pops what looks to be a part of a cooked tortilla. I bite into it (yes, I'm crazy like that) and it tastes like the best chocolate I have ever had. Literally! (and it's weird because I don't think I normally taste in dreams but this taste was absolutely vivid). So I'm excited because I can't wait to show this phenomenon to other people.

Uh yeah ... and there ya have it. Bizarro, right?

Now, I'm thinking I can identify a couple of elements from the dream. For instance,

  • Donald Trump may have been involved because I've been eating, sleeping, and breathing real estate lately. (I'm pondering selling my house and buying another).
  • Also, the dead bush looked like a miniaturized version of a dead bush in my yard. (That bastard March snow killed some of my plants and their carcasses have been mocking me everytime I approach my house lately.)
  • And then there is the chocolate. Well .... what dream isn't complete without chocolate in it, right?? :)

But really, you put them all together and what the hell does it mean**??? Anybody have any theories?

* "bush" as in "plant", just for clarification! ;)
** other than "I am clearly insane", of course! ;)

6 comments:

teresa said...

Hey, well I took your dream to a dream interpreter site and put it in and some of the words cam back as follows:

Words like table: Place of activity. Workplace. Ready to start with your plans.

Words like wife: Partner. Commitment. Eternity.

Words like food: Pleasure or greed. Nourishment. Fortune in love affairs.

Words like finger: Sensitivity and awareness. It denotes great spiritual research and restless efforts to reach the pinnacle of your ambitions.

Words like chocolate: Gratification. Indulgence. Pleasure. Fear to indulge in something.

Hopefully those might help you understand what your dream means... otherwise it could be that yeah your just plain crazy:)

T2 said...

OK, I went to a dream analyzer and pasted your description in it. This is what they derived from it:

Words like table: Place of activity. Workplace. Ready to start with your plans.

Words like wife: Partner. Commitment. Eternity.

Words like new: Change. Time. Ready for a new start.

Words like pain: Sickness. Unhappiness. Conflict. There is a problem that hurts.

Words like bed: Retreat from activity. Rest.

Words like or: Restricted vision. Cloud. Screen .Looking to hide certain feelings.

Words like wife: Partner. Commitment. Eternity.

Words like food: Pleasure or greed. Nourishment. Fortune in love affairs.

Words like finger: Sensitivity and awareness. It denotes great spiritual research and restless efforts to reach the pinnacle of your ambitions.

Words like or: Restricted vision. Cloud. Screen .Looking to hide certain feelings.

Words like crazy: Total loss of control. Freedom from responsibility. Afraid to lose something.

Words like chocolate: Gratification. Indulgence. Pleasure. Fear to indulge in something.

Since it's on the Internet, it must all be true :)

t2 said...

Teresa...you are freaking me out!! (and we went to the same site at the same time!!) Who can interpret what that means??

Mark and MeLissa said...

So, in other words, (and this is my crazy mind interpretting the above dream analysis) you're untensely ready and restless to find a man who isn't a total nutter to commit to and be commited to, but you've decided to take a rest from the whole dating scene (if only in a subconcious way) because it's just sucked lately.

In addition, you've actually met the person who would bring you pleasure and happiness, but you just don't see it or you do but you're afraid that (assuming this is a decent friend) your friendship will be ruined if you were to pursue something romantic. Adding to this is your fear of having the freedom to look at and stalk the various pretties...

As for the chocolate thing, they forgot to mention that you just want chocolate. We all do...really good chocolate.

Alternatively, maybe your dream is telling you that you are ready for a new house because the slugs and dead plants at this one are stressing you out, but you are having trouble committing to sell it because you're concerned in an increase in mortgage payments. In addition, you're keenly interested in finding a mate to share the house with who will bring you chocolate even when there is none to be found. ;)

So, should I change my last name to Freud or just go back to planning weddings and events as my new career choice?

teresa said...

Or (on the chocolate note) you can simply just want a man that tastes like chocolate... hey it's what me and my gal friends are looking for in a man. mmm chocolate flavored men... heaven!hehe

Kat said...

Thanks for the input, guys! That's interesting.

I bet it DOES have something to do with this house selling thing. Especially because I woke up Sunday and chose to labor for hours and hours and hours (gah!)in the yard (RIP dead plants) instead of go out and play. And have been hanging at the hardware stores looking for the stuff I need. Hmmm. Perhaps I AM ready to sell.

OR ... as Teresa said, perhaps it's nothing more than I just really, really want a man that tastes like chocolate! ;) (could be!)