Tuesday, August 21, 2007

I can't make this stuff up!

Y'all .... seriously! I'm just minding my own business and stumble across this headline......

Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum

Now, I immediately think of T1 (don't ask) so I read the article to find out if it is T1-Worthy.

Folks, it is BEYOND T1-Worthy. Because, at first I'm thinkin', "okay, the guy is trying something out at home. Pretty dang weird but what are ya gonna do?".

But THEN! But THEN! I open the article and read THIS!

"A DWARF performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry."

Dude was on stage doing this?!!!! And they're saying that the "act went horribly awry"!!! Y'all .... the act ITSELF is horribly awry! WTF?!

Either this is true Bizarro World .... or I need to get out more!

Here's the full article for those interested........

I tell ya .... it's a crazy world. Makes you wonder what the other acts at this "fringe" festival were, doesn't it?! (it doesn't? Oh, never mind then!)


ms c said...

you know, kat, i've been thinking about a trip to edinburgh...and i am kind of on the short side myself, living on the fringe...i wonder how badly the dwarf was, uh, hurt.

Kat said...

hehehe. Nice try, Ms C ... but even if you are short, and have a vacuum, I still think there is ONE crucial item for this act you'd be missing.

Uh, wouldn't you be????????????? Or do I need to start calling you "Mr C"??

(*insert Twilight Zone music*)

T1 said...


Poor vacuum.

ms c said...

me thinks me mis-wrote. what i was sayin' was, he might be the man for me, that little dwarf; that is, if his willy is okay.

'poor vacuum'...good one t1 :o)

Kat said...

hehehe ... sorry Ms C! My bad. ;)

Dallas Diaries said...

haha, I was kinda hoping they would post the video up too :) I'm blog dropping :)