Now that I'm not shopping Craigslist for furniture....

... I can get back to shopping it for men!! :) Or at least back to laughing at the patheticness of most of the personal ads on there.

Like this one:

Moderately fat broke pig looking for Sugar Momma - 40

Doesn't that make you want to grab up your keyboard and type him a loving reply?? Yeah, me neither. What's he thinking??

Others:

I don't deserve a good title. - 30

Reply to: pers-@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-27, 9:55AM PDT

I was going to post an ad saying. How I would like to meet a gal to go out and occaisionaly do things with.
But I came to the realization that I am the biggest loser on the planet.

[hello! Someone hand me my frickin' violin!!!! SHEESH!]

ISO -- Conjugal Companion - 37 (North Coast)

[uh, dude. Perhaps you'd like to relocate this ad into the "Casual Encounter" area. Because, that's what that is....]

single dude with crappy attitude - 27

[yeah, like you're not a dime a dozen. Hell, I think I've got a couple of you where I work!]

Sugar MAMA wanted - 55

[ANOTHER one! What's up with that? And it's not like he's a 22 year old that can at least offer up a fabulous young, lean, hard, ...... wait, where was I?? ... oh yeah, body. Sheesh!]

Im looking for a girl who wants to move in with me

[desperate much?!]

LETS MOVE TO THE HILLS OR COAST RUN A SMALL MM PHARM AND RETIRE YOUNG - 35

[yeah, gotta love this guy. He's looking for someone to run a pot farm with him. Uhhhh ... NO.]

And my favorite:

Start backwards - 28 [intriguing title, right?!)

Reply to: pers-@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-28, 10:25AM PDT

I like to start backwards with my relationships. Instead of getting to know someone really well before we have sex. I like to have sex then get to know someone [ah, nice. Just another casual encounter ad]. I figure if the sex is not good for both the relationship will not go very far [hmmm. Apparently you've never heard the term "making love" before?]. Any ladies out there want to possible have some good sex and then take if from there send me a pic. If I like I will send you one in return. Worst thing that can happen is we get to gether have sex and then never talk again. Doen't sound that bad. Happy hunting.

[idiot]

And there you have it. Still a ton of losers out there. BUT ..... while trolling for blog fodder, I DID find one ad that actually intrigued me (holy cow, right?). And so with no expectations I replied. I actually just offered up a concert buddy. We'll see what he says. Wish me much sex ..... errr, I mean "LUCK"! Wish. me. much. LUCK! ;)