Can you say "pissed off wardrobe person"??

So I'm flipping channels yesterday morning and come across the FX channel playing Spiderman 2. But in addition to just the movie, two hosts jabber a bit about the behind the scenes of the movie after each commercial break (you know, like how it works on "Dinner and a Movie" only this is called "DVD and a Movie").

But when the two hosts come out, they are dressed LIKE THIS!!!! (these pictures don't do the horror justice!)

WTF people! Even I (Miss Definitely No Fashionista!) knows both these outfits suck!

First off, horizontal stripes on this man .... seriously??!!! Everyone knows you just-say-no to horizontal stripes if you've got 5 or more pounds to lose. The dude looks like CRAP in that outfit! And frankly, that sweater is just wrong no matter the wearer's size!

And then the chica looks like she is dressed to go boating back in the early 1980s. Hello, the Love Boat called, and Julie McCoy would like her outfit back! I mean, really!

And worse yet .... not only do those two outfits suck individually, but I think seeing them together has permanently burned my retinas! Shit people ...... how did anyone think those outfits were okay?!!!! I mean, maybe if the movie they were showcasing was Saturday Night Fever or something ..... I could kinda get behind the bad fashion joke, you know?! .... but the recent Spiderman 2??!!!!! I just don't get it.

(*shakes head in dismay*)

GAHHH. Someone please go apologize to the wardrobe person for whatever you did to piss them off. And when you do, you might want to bring some flowers. And chocolate. Maybe some jewelry too. Hell, by the looks of it, you'd better throw in a multi-million dollar yacht!!! Because they are RAGING mad! So go! Quick like ninja! Because my poor retinas cannot risk viewing an equally horrible outfit fiasco next week!